"Does Running Out of Wine Count as Cardio?" Muscle Tank | Merlot Red | Tri-Blend | S–XL

“Does Running Out of Wine Count as Cardio?” Muscle Tank Top

A Merlot Red Heather muscle tank with the question on every wine lover’s mind printed in white across the front. Made from a 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon tri-blend — the same fabric construction used in premium graphic tees for its combination of softness, drape, and durability. The heathered Merlot Red base and white print make the slogan pop without being loud. Available in S, M, L, and XL.

Details

• Print: “Does Running Out of Wine Count as Cardio?” in white
• Style: Muscle tank top (wide armhole, relaxed through the body)
• Colour: Merlot Red Heather
• Fabric: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon tri-blend
• Fit: Relaxed; the tri-blend construction has natural stretch and drape; size chart measurements to be confirmed — contact us
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low recommended for tri-blend; do not bleach

Wear It

• Gym and workout — the wide armhole muscle tank silhouette is designed for range of motion; the slogan works equally well as gym motivation or a conversation starter between sets
• Casual wear — wear with jeans, shorts, or over a sports bra; the heathered Merlot Red is versatile enough for everyday wear beyond the gym
• Wine nights and events — wine tastings, vineyard visits, girls’ nights, or any gathering where the question “does running out of wine count as cardio?” has a ready audience

Gift Ideas

A natural gift for the wine lover in your life who also has a gym membership — or who counts the walk from the couch to the wine rack as their daily steps. Works as a standalone gift or paired with a bottle of red wine for a complete wine-themed gift set. The Merlot Red colourway makes the wine connection explicit without being on-the-nose.

Sizes

Available in S, M, L, XL. Size chart with chest and length measurements to be confirmed — contact us before ordering if you need specific measurements.